I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.