I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

I tried to think but nothing happened!