What I want to be is the best bad guy you've ever seen.

Even the worst that happens to you can be converted into GOLD if you are clever enough.

If I didn't smell so good would you still hug me?

I think everyone should be happy. I think a fool is going to go against same sex marriage at this point. Look how long it took him [Obama] to say he was for same sex marriages. You understand? I'm up for it. If everyone else is for it, then hey, to each his own. I don't have personal feelings towards it because I'm not involved in that lifestyle. I want people to be happy. It makes for everything to be better

At that age, it's one of the worse things in the world to wake up and not see your bike where you left it.

I'm down to sell records but not my soul.

Death is a large form of entertainment, probably the largest. Watching death in different ways is entertaining for us, whether it's a high-speed chase and a guy grabs a helicopter and flies away. We know the reality of it is that he wouldn't be physically able to hold onto that helicopter and fall to his death. But it's entertaining to watch.