Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share.

Why can't the world be simpler, like it is for guinea pigs? They only have a few rules: Crying will get you attention. If it fits in your mouth, it's food. Scream if you don't get your share.

Wishes are slippery things. You have to be very specific or you can get exactly what you wished for and still end up with nothing.

Just because other people think something, that doesn't make it true. Maybe there's some truth in that, but it's unsatisfying, bitter-tasting truth.

It's easy to remember only the good parts of people if you never see them. Real people are much more complicated.

Sometimes people don't answer because they didn't hear you, Other times it's because they don't want to hear you!

Some people think they know who you are, when really they don't.