There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ

You can't have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.

Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?

We took the elevator back down from the first observation level of the Eiffel Tower and started walking in he direction of the Taj Mahal

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo