If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

Before I can face the future, I must first deal with the past.

Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, "Is Loor a man's name or a woman's name?" Ouch. Loor answered, "It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman." Really?" Aja said. "What did she do that was so heroic?" She killed her enemies and ate them.

Looks like it's time to liven up this dead little town!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)