And so we go.' It's my way of saying that I'm prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I'm ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin" -Bobby Pendragon

I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it's okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.