Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

It is much more fun to write about villains then heroes. The villains are the ones that think out the scheme, and the heroes just kind of come along for the ride.

I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe. It was haunted. The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for.

That Loor's a handful, she is." - Spader (Black Water)

I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)