Whenever you look back and say "if" you know you're in trouble. There is no such thing as "if". The only thing that matters is what really happened.

If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" -Spader in "The Never War

I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!

Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise

I felt as if I learned a few things. I learned that it's sometimes okay to think like a weenie, so long as you don't act like one—at least not all the time. I learned that it's okay to be wrong, as long as you can admit it and are willing to listen to those who may know better.

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

"Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"