Why are CEO's who slash jobs so proud of themselves? Instead of bragging about 'cutting fat,' they ought to be getting up before their employees and saying, We did such a lousy job of planning and hiring that we have more people than work. And we are so broke and so dim-witted that we can't come up with any way to get more work. So our only solution is to send a lot of good people home. I am ashamed and I am sorry.

A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find someone's hand and squeeze it, while there's still time.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.

Criticizing lawyers for lawsuits is like criticizing linebackers for knocking people down.

If you take the best of Wayne Dyer and add it to the best of Anthony Robbins, what you would have would only be half as good as Steve Chandler.