It's time to re-appreciate the original software: paper.
It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.
Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find someone's hand and squeeze it, while there's still time.
A meeting moves at the pace of the slowest mind in the room.
A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)
Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.