Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation.

Nothing important can be taught, only learned.

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation.

It's time to re-appreciate the original software: paper.

A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)

The company calls it 'downsizing' or 'rightsizing.' My own informal "Name the Layoff" contest produced some other euphemisms: Retroactive Hiring Freeze, Resume Revision Days, Amway Opportunity Time, and Corporation Lite.

Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits.