I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.

I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.

I could sell used battery acid and make it fly.

James Brown opened at least six of our House of Blues clubs. He always delivered, but he demanded the respect of an emperor. But, come on, he's James Brown ! ... I got to play on stage with him. Did he ever fine me ? (Brown was known to fine players for flubbing notes or steps) - I would have loved to have been fined by James Brown !

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders.

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.