I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

The reason I'm here today, the reason I own a brand new Harley-Davidson motorcycle and the reason I have a big log cabin and I got cars and all kinds of stuff is because I'm a writer and writers own everything. So you learn how to write.

I like really good movies, but I can enjoy a really bad movie, too.

I'd make a bad preacher.

Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I love being immersed in.

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s.

I grew up on the edge of a national park in Canada - timberwolves, creeks, snow drifts.