My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

Am I a trance medium? No. Have I got a gift psychically? Absolutely not. But I believe in the survival of consciousness after death.

You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.

I like really good movies, but I can enjoy a really bad movie, too.

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning.

I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night.

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.