I don't need fame any more. People are less interested in me in terms of celebrity. I'm happy to see a new generation being the media focus. I'm happy my day is done. It's over.

I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders.

I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.

I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character.

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning.

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s.

One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley.