I walk with God, and He protects me. That may very well be true. I don't mean to make that sound like a joke, in case He is in charge.

Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on actual people journeying into the unknown and returning with ideas.

With media, it's never bad-to-good. It's always just moving from different to different. Faster, more stuff, but there's always good, more good, and more bad.

I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner.

I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.