I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.

I've discovered a new video game called owning my home.

I feel like I am a good person and a professional, very able leader of men.

With media, it's never bad-to-good. It's always just moving from different to different. Faster, more stuff, but there's always good, more good, and more bad.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.