I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a movie. I don't know if I'm capable of doing that though. I think I'll just end up playing Minecraft and self-destructing.

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.

Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that respect. Your job is to have a lot of fun in a jar, then sell it. There's something inherently illogical and impossible about that, but that being said, this is as good as it gets.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for people because I'm a terrible dishwasher and a terrible lover and a terrible pet owner.

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.