If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

I was raised on NBC television.

There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the people that will have you think that there are two kinds of people in this world, and there are the 'good; people. There is no good, there is no evil, there is just a war going on between the people that want you to think there's a war going on and the people that know there doesn't have to be one.

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.

TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you on the casino floor. If I'm unlucky, if I'm lucky enough to be unlucky, I would love to write a movie.

I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.