Tennis was a game invented by a woman named Samantha Tennis in 1839, in the village of Lobsworth, County of Kent, as a diversion for the wealthy and titled Englishmen of the region, who had nothing better to do at the time but drink, belch and wear funny clothes.
Dan JenkinsThe golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Dan JenkinsBaseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.
Dan JenkinsProfessionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot of guys with hair that looks as if bats slept in it... Meanwhile, my head swims with the thought that I have watched tennis progress from Don Budge and Alice Marble to Farrah Fawcett becoming John McEnroe's mother-in-law.
Dan Jenkins