You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

It's not just enough to change the president if we want to change America.

It is not death that I'm apparently now succumbing to, but the rapid diminishment of lifeforce from this body of mine.

People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

Perestroika is nothing more than refined Stalinism.