Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

What you guys want, I'm for.

I have a very strong record on the Environment in the United States Senate.

Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.

Much to popular disbelief, horses walking around during the elections with their tails straight up in the air are not showing off their Bush/Quale buttons.

The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?

The President scores much better than Bill Clinton.