The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.

I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.