Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.

I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.

They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.

I became a better pitcher when I found a delivery in my flaw.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.