When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.

Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live with that. It's an occupational hazard.

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

Reggie Jackson hit one off me that's still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.

Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.