Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

I'm all news, all the time. Full power, tall tower. I want to break in when news breaks out. That's my agenda. Now, respectfully, when you start talking about a liberal agenda and all the, quote, 'liberal bias' in the media, I quite frankly, and I say this respectfully but candidly to you, I don't know what you're talking about.

I can say with confidence I know a fair bit about LSD.

He [Mikhail Gorbachev] has, as many great leaders have, impressive eyes....There's a kind of laser-beam stare, a forced quality, you get from Gorbachev that does not come across as something peaceful within himself. It's the look of a kind of human volcano, or he'd probably like to describe it as a human nuclear energy plant.

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They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale.

I'm a believer in what your record is. I am what my record is - some of it good, some of it bad, some of it hard to tell.