The Michigan Republican primary apparently is tighter than Willie Nelson's headband.
Performing doesn't turn me on. It's an egomaniac business, filled with prima donnas - including this one.
For years Don Imus was just - boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me. Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.
It's the old shell game.
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well.
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