Performing doesn't turn me on. It's an egomaniac business, filled with prima donnas - including this one.

One finds oneself saying: 'I know the right question, but ... this is not exactly the right time to ask it.'

Performing doesn't turn me on. It's an egomaniac business, filled with prima donnas - including this one.

Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather.

For years Don Imus was just - boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me. Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.

In dealing with the press, do yourself a favor, stick with one of three responses: (a) I know and I can tell you; (b) I know and I can't tell you; (c) I don't know.

Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder.