Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder.

Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.

There was a time in South Africa that people would put flaming tires around peoples' necks if they dis-sented. And in some ways the fear is that you will be necklaced here, you will have a flaming tire of lack of patriotism put around your neck. Now it is that fear that keeps journalists from asking the toughest of the tough questions... And again, I am humbled to say, I do not except myself from this criticism.

My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.

For years Don Imus was just - boy, he was merciless in his criticism of me. Maybe it was justified, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt.

Are the Democrats going to dance the mandate Macarena?

Journalists should denounce government by public opinion polls.