The Michigan Republican primary apparently is tighter than Willie Nelson's headband.

Have you ever had any anger about President Bush - who spent his time during the Vietnam War in the National Guard - running, in effect, a campaign that does its best to diminish your service in Vietnam? You have to be at least irritated by that, or have you been?

The dream begins, most of the time, with a teacher who believes in you.

Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather.

I'm a believer in what your record is. I am what my record is - some of it good, some of it bad, some of it hard to tell.

The reelection of Bill Clinton is as secure as a double-knot tied in wet rawhide.

In dealing with the press, do yourself a favor, stick with one of three responses: (a) I know and I can tell you; (b) I know and I can't tell you; (c) I don't know.