If sex isn't an important part of your marriage, you can't beef if your wife or husband does this unimportant thing with somebody else every once in a while, if you have no interest in it.

Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in my line of work to feel or to admit. I'm sure everyone's expecting me to say "proctologist," but actually no, I don't want to be a proctologist. Probably want to be a dentist, because you don't have to touch much of the other person's body, just their face or mouth.

I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed.'

I didn't want kids to think that to be happy, they had to be famous or rich or live in the big city.

One man's blasphemy doesn't override other people's free-speech rights, their freedom to publish, freedom of thought.

Books are magic: you never know where they're going to end up.

A lot of people think that telling people you're gay is something someone might say just to get attention.