When I was a kid, and I was odd, the default assumption was that I was odd, not that I was gay. Now when a kid is odd in a Greensburg, gay or straight, the default assumption is gay.

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

You want to help gay kids, you have to reach them in middle school and high school, when they're being bullied.

You could fly under the radar a little bit. You could be a weird kid without defaulting to gay, without everyone assuming you must be gay - that was literally the last place many people went.

There's a big mistake the left has made with talking to religious people, which is attempting to talk them out of their interpretations of the Bible, attempting to have theological debate with them. When I'm on right-wing whackjob radio, when people call up to inform me that I'm going to hell, I concede the point. "I'm going to hell. Yes. Can you leave me alone now?"

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.