The truly revolutionary promise of our nation's founding document is the freedom to pursue happiness-with-a-capital-H.

Oftentimes, when people write me 4,000-word letters, I write them back and tell them if their problem's that complicated, they probably need a lawyer or a cop, and not me.

I don't write about my life in my column.

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.

A lot of kids are bullied because of their sexual identity or expression. It's often the effeminate boys and the masculine girls, the ones who violate gender norms and expectations, who get bullied.

You know, my problem is I cant say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks to do things.

Straight couples don't have to be monogamous to be married or married to be monogamous. Monogamy no more defines marriage than the presence of children does. Monogamy isn't compulsory and its absence doesn't invalidate a marriage.