The Bible is a radically pro-slavery document. Slave owners waved Bibles over their heads during the Civil War and justified it.

I really enjoy doing theater, but doing theater in Seattle is like dropping a brick in a bottomless well. It's gratifying, but it's almost like doing radio. It's ephemeral.

My dad was a homicide cop in the gay neighborhood in the city when gay neighborhoods were desperate, depressing, sad places run by the mob. The only gay people he'd met when I came out to him were corpses.

Don't move to Seattle and write a stupid sex advice column. That's a waste of time and you need to grow up and get serious.

The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous.

Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.

The truly revolutionary promise of our nation's founding document is the freedom to pursue happiness-with-a-capital-H.