Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it.

I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

I think the best thing for you to do is just live your life. Live a life that's worth living, one where you do what you want to do, pursue your passions. That way, if you meet someone, they'll be joining a life that's already really good.

Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s committing it at the other end of that same guy?

I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them.

The only way to get gay issues off the front pages of Canadian newspapers is to grant gay and lesbian people our full civil equality and leave it alone.