There are way too many comedians now.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is.