When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house.

There are way too many comedians now.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time.

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter.

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere.