Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they're finished.

My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solutions, but they never tell me what I should do about it.

What’s so curious about human beings is that we can look deeply into the future, foresee disaster, and still do nothing in the present to stop it. The majority of people on this planet, they’re overwhelmed with concerns about their immediate well being.

Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they're finished.

Few of us can accurately gauge how we will feel tomorrow or next week. That's why when you go to the supermarket on an empty stomach, you'll buy too much, and if you shop after a big meal, you'll buy too little.

The data says that with the poor, a little money can buy a lot of happiness. If you're rich, a lot of money can buy you a little more happiness. But in both cases, money does it.

Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not.