It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea.

This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the throat.

Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And I understand that when you used to go around to talk to your very young fans, you would appear as Lemony Snicket's representative or agent.

I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.

What do your parents know, about surviving?

The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.