It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom of the deepest part of the Black Sea.

So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.

'Help me,' Allison says, but she is soft-spoken, and everyone she loves is so far away.

And when love is over when the diner of love seems closed from the outside you want all those hours back along with anything you left at the lover’s house and maybe a couple of things which aren’t technically yours on the grounds that you wasted a portion of your life and those hours have all gone southside.

Back in the late '90s, a writer named Daniel Handler decided that kids books were too cheerful. I mean, all the "Harry Potter" series did was occasionally kill off major characters. Thus was born "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" and its mysterious author, Lemony Snicket. "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" is now a great new series on Netflix.

The rinsed foam swirled into one drain that always clogged come October when the maples dropped Canadian propaganda over everything.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.