They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.
Daniel HandlerYou can invent things like automatic popcorn poppers. You can invent things like steam-powered window washers. But you canโt invent more time.
Daniel HandlerIs it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people arenโt virgins, Min. Thatโs why thereโs people to begin with.
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