All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drift near each other when we need a ride from someone or when someone needs us to wash our hands.

It has been said that the hardest job in the world is raising a child, but the people who says this have probably never worked at a comb factory or captured pirates on the high seas.

The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

...that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why we stayed together

I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.

Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.