All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.

I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it this once, because even now I want you to see it. I don't love you anymore, of course I don't, but there's still something I can show you. You know I want to be a director, but you never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.

You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.

Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in karma. The reason why I try to be a good person is because I think it's the right thing to do. If I commit fewer bad acts there will be fewer bad acts, maybe other people will join in committing fewer bad acts, and in time there will be fewer and fewer of them.