Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
Daniel HandlerWe are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.
Daniel HandlerThe whole thing of what Iโve been trying,โ you said, โis that youโre different, and you keep asking about the other girls, but what I mean is that I donโt think about them, because of the way you are.
Daniel Handler