You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

There are almost as many kinds of libraries as there are kinds of readers.

Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to change your facial expression in order to create a workable disguise." The quoting of an aphorism, such as "It takes a village to raise a child," "No news is good news," and "Love conquers all," rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen, which is why we provide our volunteers with a disguise kit in addition to helpful phrases of advice.

Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.

I love meeting people who have absolutely no sense of irony. It's really fascinating to imagine what it would be like to go through life without understanding even the most basic of ironies.