Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?

Complimenting someone in an exaggerated way is known as flattery, and flattery will generally get you anything you want.

Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.

One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.

For every teenager I know, having a phone is a mixed blessing, because your parents can press a button and figure out where you are.