Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.

You know I want to be a director, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Daniel Handler's a writer, musician and the author of, among other things, the "Series Of Unfortunate Events" books. He also wrote the TV version of the books that is available now on Netflix. As said, I recommend both media for this story.

I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it's nice to be in a room with a bunch of people working on a movie.

A bolt from the blue.

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does