We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
Daniel HandlerWhat happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet.
Daniel HandlerThe difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.
Daniel HandlerWhat should we call him?" Klaus asked. "You should call him Dr. Montgomery," Mr. Poe replied, "unless he tells you to call him Montgomery. Both his first and last names are Montgomery, so it doesn't make much difference." "His name is Montgomery Montgomery?" Klaus said, smiling. "Yes, and I'm sure he's very sensitive about that, so don't ridicule him," Mr. Poe said, coughing again into his handkerchief.
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