Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.

I like to think that I get better and better as a writer, but it seems pretty easy to me to slip on disguises of various people.

Life isn't fair," he said, in his undisguised voice, and for once the Baudelaire orphans agreed with every word the man said.

Mostly, it's flattering to meet fans. As long as it's in a planned, professional meeting, rather than, say, someone dropping by my home, which is not as pleasant.

Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world , you'll see that teachers aren't particularly worse at doing things than anyone else, so perhaps the expression might be better worded as 'nobody can do anything

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.