Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.

He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you when he actually had several and simply wanted to see you get soaked.

It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pair of large pillows, but deciding what is right is much trickier.

For Beatrice, summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you, is even colder.

Every time you enter a library you might say to yourself, "The world is quiet here," as a sort of pledge proclaiming reading to be the greater good.

If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.

Lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca.