The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, and large ornamental vases, too large to hold flowers and too small to hold spies.
Daniel HandlerThe trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.
Daniel HandlerIf I were to say, "Yes, I am a fascinating, erudite person," what would that say about me? I don't know.
Daniel HandlerBut the law is an odd thing. For instance, one country in Europe has a law that requires all its bakers to sell bread at the exact same price. A certain island has a law that forbids anyone from removing its fruit. And a town not too far from where you live has a law that bars me from coming within five miles of its borders.
Daniel Handler