It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right.

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

I think we'll always miss our parents. But I think we can miss them without being miserable all the time. After all, they wouldn't want us to be miserable.

Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.

Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.

Everybody has a theory.

They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire in the mind.